Navigate a River Swarming with Piranhas: Weekly Challenge Ahead
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Piranhas — yeah, those pesky guys! While they seldom take a bite out of humans unless it's a grave situation, like when the human's already hurt or deceased, beware: if a bunch of them decide to gang up on you, you could find yourself in a movie-worthy scene faster than you can say "blender fish." And trust us, you don't want that!
According to Ray Owczarzak, the assistant curator of fishes at the National Aquarium in Baltimore, it'd only take around 5 minutes for a school of piranhas to chow down on a grown man, if the situation calls for it (yikes!).
So, breathe easy: you won't run into piranhas just anywhere in the world. No, they're native to South America, lounging around in freshwater rivers and floodplains. And if you have a say in it, go during the wet season (October-March), when piranhas have a smorgasbord at their disposal, so they're less likely to be hangry. Just remember, if you see a piranha meal happening right before your eyes, best to finds another crossing spot, unless you've got a hankering for a wild adventure!
Illustration by Ted Slampyak
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Tips to Escape a Piranha Encounter
It's crucial to understand piranhas' behavior and follow some simple somethings to keep those razor-toothed beasts at bay. Here are some strategies to prevent and survive a piranha ambush:
Get to Know Piranhas
- Nurture: Piranhas usually aren't aggressive towards humans, but they might start food-fighting when they're in large schools or near nesting grounds.
- Munching Hours: Piranhas usually eat during dawn, late afternoon, and early evening in white waters. Avoid splashing about during these times if you can.
Prevention Methods
- Stay Clear of Piranha Territory: Steer clear of zones teeming with piranhas, particularly during peak feeding hours.
- Quiet Waters: Avoid swimming or splashing around near piranhas, as they get all excited when they see a commotion.
- No Fishing Gear: Avoid hanging out near fish nets or fishing equipment, as it could lure piranhas to attack.
- Dress Up: If you must dive into piranha-infested waters, wear pants, socks, and closed shoes to reduce exposed skin.
Survival Tactics
- Keep Calm: If piranhas come spying, stay chill and move loosely out of the water.
- Stop the Bleed: If you're hurt, work hard to stop the bleeding, as piranhas get curious when they detect blood.
- Medical Help: If you've been bitten, seek medical attention right away to take care of the injury and prevent infection.
Extra Measures
- Follow Local Rules: Be aware of local advisories and guidelines regarding piranha-friendly regions.
- Learn the Environment: Educate yourself about the local area and any recent piranha-related incidents.
By following these tips, you can significantly cut down the risk of a piranha run-in in South America. Happy adventures!
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